Busted!

(whispers) Little Turtle! We have company. . . Mom! There's nothing going on down here. Nope, sure is boring under this table."


"Uh, look at this little guy. Wow, he's practicing standing up again."


"Boys, were you getting into Daddy's beer?"
1: "Ummmm. . ."
2: "Heck yes we were, and I didn't come this far to go home empty-handed!"


"Sweet - What a rookie."